Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper

Kidnapped ! by Caesar Quick

Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.

Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !

Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.

Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.