Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.

Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."