A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!

Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.

Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?