Where do fish come from? Finland!

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with me too!", he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second man answered. "Bring them as well!" They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The rich man replied "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about three feet tall!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately

What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.

A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators". Surprised by the request, the sales person says yes! The little old lady says: "Well, how do you turn the damn things off!"

Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.