What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !

Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.

Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go up?

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!

What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.

Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.

How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !