Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. "Don't be to mad at Dave," a friend told her. "He did a terrific job. I'd be glad to have him usher at my wedding." "Yeah," Betty replied, "I wish he had been an usher at mine."

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle

What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !

My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?