This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."

The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!'

Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett

JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"

She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.

My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball