What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!

The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. "No mis" he replied

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.

Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."

Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.