Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"

Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !