Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?

A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One of the other biologists saw his sad looks and asked, "What's the matter?" The young biologist said, "They put me in the same tent with old Doctor Perkins. He snores all night, takes a bath once a month, and talks non-stop about back when he studied passenger pigeons. He's so damn old, I think he was a lackey for Charles Darwin. He generally just makes my life Hell. We had a big fight about it and they split us up for a month" The older biologist said, "That should make you happy." The young biologist sadly shook his head and said, "Not when the month is up today!"

What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!

Is there a God? A billion Hindus can't be wrong.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.