What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.

A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger." Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple." Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it." Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?" "From my Daddy," said Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'"

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !

Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. 'I've lost five cents,' sobbed Johnny. 'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly.' Here's five more for you,' At this Johnny howled louder than ever. 'Now what is it ?' asked his dad. 'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!'