What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !

What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one gulp. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. "Yuck, that's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

Garden Water Features by Lily Pond