Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

The Ugly Hag by Ida Face

What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?

Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home

Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.