Jokes

Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric

What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.

I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, "What do you really want, Son?" The Son said, "A Mickey Mouse Outfit." With that, the Shaw went out and bought him a uniform from the neighboring Fire Department.

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