Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!

Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.

Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!

Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.

My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.