Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!
What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."
What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!