What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed !

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!

Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!