QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !

Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !

What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.

Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?" The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's meat?" The North Korean says, "What's an opinion?" The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"